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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Personally, I always cut and paste fanfictions into a MW document and read them at a later date. It also means I do not have to bookmark. I'm unsure of how many people do this, but I was wondering, if anyone else does, let me know how you feel about this?
When reading long fictions, (anything over a few chapters ^_~), does it annoy you having to cut and paste that much?
I am of the opinion that anything over say, twenty thousand words should be made into an eBook. It makes it easier and allows the writer to add pictures, bookmark etc. It's just a nicer way. And a far easier one.
This made me curious, and now I'd like to know if anything thinks along the same lines as I do? Should people who write try and make their works into eBooks and available to download?

| 01 Kinky | 02 Toys | 03 Leather | 04 Silk | 05 Drag |
| 06 Orgy | 07 Whipped Cream | 08 Dark Alley | 09 Virgin | 10 Slut |
| 11 Whips and Chains | 12 Bondage | 13 Master | 14 Slave | 15 Touch |
| 16 Taste | 17 Smell | 18 Sight | 19 Hearing | 20 Stripper |
| 21 Role Play | 22 Champagne | 23 Masturbate | 24 Candles | 25 Blindfold |
| 26 Lust | 27 Love | 28 Voyeur | 29 Exhibitionist | 30 Open Air |
| 31 Seduction | 32 Oil | 33 Costumes | 34 Paying for Sex | 35 One Night Stand |
| 36 Tattoo | 37 Piercing | 38 Porn | 39 Body Paint | 40 Dance |
| 41 Las Vegas | 42 Amsterdam | 43 Art | 44 Ecstasy | 45 Handcuffs |
| 46 Erection | 47 Nipple | 48 Ring | 49 Ice Cube | 50 Gag |

Title: Hear Me
Part: 2/9
Rating: R for language, themes and sex
Summary: I can't speak. I mean that literally. I am literally incapable of doing so.
Daniel's life changes dramatically in a few months. His sister has changed. His best friend has changed. He's fallen in love. He's fallen apart. His one constant suddenly isn't just a constant. (This is a REALLY bad summary about this. Honestly, just give it a go! It gets better after this chapter!!
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Title: Hear Me
Part: 1/9
Rating: R for language, themes and sex
Summary: I can't speak. I mean that literally. I am literally incapable of doing so.
Daniel's life changes dramatically in a few months. His sister has changed. His best friend has changed. He's fallen in love. He's fallen apart. His one constant suddenly isn't just a constant. (This is a REALLY bad summary about this. Honestly, just give it a go! It gets better after this chapter!!
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I am now taking requests for icons. Not because I am good, but because I need practice so I can one day BE good.
If you have something in mind, just let me know. If it's something I would have no pics of (eg. HaA) then send me a pic, and I'll try to do something.
SOMEONE GIMME A REQUEST!! *begs* :)
Thanks
| Disorder | Rating |
| Paranoid: | Low |
| Schizoid: | Low |
| Schizotypal: | Moderate |
| Antisocial: | Low |
| Borderline: | Very High |
| Histrionic: | High |
| Narcissistic: | High |
| Avoidant: | High |
| Dependent: | Very High |
| Obsessive-Compulsive: | High |
-- Personality Disorder Test -- -- Personality Disorder Information -- | |
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
Repost this if you think homophobia is wrong.


Wow. Six weeks since I've been on here. How odd.
Well, I had a GREAT time in Emerald. I wish I could bring everyone here, because I met some really great people. And someone who could have been a potential boyfriend. Shame, eh.
I have fallen back into my obsession with anime, this time Gundam SEED.
I completed watching Ouran, which was awesome. I just wish that Tamaki and Haruhi would hurry up and get together! I wish the love interests had been solved!! *tantrum*
I have also become a huge fan of Naruto.
We have dial-up still.
I go on Cantabile Camp tomorrow
I start school in about a week.
There isn't much else to say, that I can be bothered to.
Oh, I wrote a few very short stories on the holidays. I did work alot, and read too much fanfiction, so it's not very good.
Toodles!
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